DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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