Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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