I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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