I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
bring money and cleavage
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I believe in your delicious
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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