i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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