one two three fourrrrnication!
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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