Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
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