please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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