how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
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