maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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