was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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