do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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