I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Randomize
