Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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