if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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