so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
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