i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
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