get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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