I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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