Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
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