There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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