And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
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