If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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