You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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