But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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