You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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