You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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