And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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