Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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