Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Randomize
