Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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