The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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