I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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