you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
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