**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
Randomize
