Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize