i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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