Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
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