What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
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