when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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