Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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