nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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