Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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