Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I wish i was in the wii world.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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