question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
