youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
i may or may not be watching the land before time
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
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