Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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