i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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