I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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