we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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